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see i what i did there? i referenced dr. mccoy's folksy racism

Wed, 2008-11-19 17:38

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November 17th, 2008: Andrew pointed me towards this story about an alternate history theme park called "Dinosaur Kingdom" in which the American Civil War was won by the North because they had access to dinosaurs. Check out the Flickr streams of dpcshot and Mr. Kimberly for more photos. I linked to my two favourites!

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"I had my first dream of flying and it was GREAT. I flew over cities, towns AND rivers"

Tue, 2008-11-18 20:13

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November 17th, 2008: Andrew pointed me towards this story about an alternate history theme park called "Dinosaur Kingdom" in which the American Civil War was won by the North because they had access to dinosaurs. Check out the Flickr streams of dpcshot and Mr. Kimberly for more photos. I linked to my two favourites!

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the more i think about this comic the less it makes sense

Mon, 2008-11-17 14:55

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November 17th, 2008: Andrew pointed me towards this story about an alternate history theme park called "Dinosaur Kingdom" in which the American Civil War was won by the North because they had access to dinosaurs. Check out the Flickr streams of dpcshot and Mr. Kimberly for more photos. I linked to my two favourites!

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utahraptor and t-rex have finally achieved kryptonite bullet level friendship

Fri, 2008-11-14 16:54

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November 13th, 2008: Guys I just discovered it today but I am the #1 Fan of MS Paint Adventures. A choose-your-own-adventure comic done with great art and hilarious plotting? YES PLEASE. There's three stories: Problem Sleuth, Bard Quest, and Jailbreak Adventure. I recommend starting with Jailbreak Adventure, since you don't have many options initially (avoiding the paranoid feeling of "WHAT AM I MISSING OH GOD" endemic to the genre - I mean, endemic to ME and the genre) and also it's hilarious AND there's pumpkin heads.

In other the news the mayor of Batman, Turkey is suing the producers of the new Batman movie because it's his town's name. Only he hasn't actually signed any legal papers. Thanks to everyone who emailed me this story!

Also CNN and news media in general, can we give the "Holy noun!" headlines for Batman a rest? Here is a secret: they were never actually clever you guys! Also while we're at it if you're going to write a story titled "Biff! Bam! Kapow! Comics aren't just for kids anymore!" please rename it to "Patronizing Thoughts On A Medium I Only Know Stereotypes About Which I Happened To Acquire Decades Ago".

I got opinions

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totally tempted to just end this comic at panel 2, and THEN, go buy myself

Thu, 2008-11-13 22:47

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November 13th, 2008: Guys I just discovered it today but I am the #1 Fan of MS Paint Adventures. A choose-your-own-adventure comic done with great art and hilarious plotting? YES PLEASE. There's three stories: Problem Sleuth, Bard Quest, and Jailbreak Adventure. I recommend starting with Jailbreak Adventure, since you don't have many options initially (avoiding the paranoid feeling of "WHAT AM I MISSING OH GOD" endemic to the genre - I mean, endemic to ME and the genre) and also it's hilarious AND there's pumpkin heads.

In other the news the mayor of Batman, Turkey is suing the producers of the new Batman movie because it's his town's name. Only he hasn't actually signed any legal papers. Thanks to everyone who emailed me this story!

Also CNN and news media in general, can we give the "Holy noun!" headlines for Batman a rest? Here is a secret: they were never actually clever you guys! Also while we're at it if you're going to write a story titled "Biff! Bam! Kapow! Comics aren't just for kids anymore!" please rename it to "Patronizing Thoughts On A Medium I Only Know Stereotypes About Which I Happened To Acquire Decades Ago".

I got opinions

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PERHAPS I CAN DISCOVER A WAY TO TAKE IT WITH ME

Thu, 2008-11-13 01:20

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November 12th, 2008: I did a few updates to my site! I added some social bookmarking links beneath the comic because that is what all the cool kids were doing two years ago and now that it's well-established I can act like I knew about this all the time. Plus I find them useful! It does clutter up the design a li'l, so I may experiment with moving them around.

Also! It is the time of year where I have to remind you about Christmas. But I have an excuse! Here in online land it takes some time to ship things to you and yours, so if you want totally awesome Dinosaur Comics clothing to arrive in time for Christmas, you have to order soon. If you're shipping to a non-US address, you should order by November 30th (two weeks!) to get Christmas delivery, and if you're shipping to a US address, you don't want to push things past December 14th.

Also! New in the store and pictured above is a T-Rex's Busy Day Hoodie that is warm and huggable and awesome, which coincidentally are properties I'm sure are also shared by the person you may want to buy it for!!

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god is missing the fact that someone might draw a dinosaur riding a nuclear bomb and waving a cowboy hat! that sounds like fun times maybe!

Tue, 2008-11-11 17:01

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November 10th, 2008: Alex pointed me towards this story of two people who found money in the walls of a house, couldn't agree on how to split it, and so both ended up with pretty much nothing. It is the ultimatum game in real life! Assuming you believe that by finding something you deserve to own it, anyway!

Also I wanted to link to a short interview I did with juiceboxdotcom.com where on Monday I talk about the worst things and on Friday I talk about the best things.

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labour day is giving you the bedroom eyes. listen, come into our store. you need to sex up labour day.

Mon, 2008-11-10 19:37

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November 10th, 2008: Alex pointed me towards this story of two people who found money in the walls of a house, couldn't agree on how to split it, and so both ended up with pretty much nothing. It is the ultimatum game in real life! Assuming you believe that by finding something you deserve to own it, anyway!

Also I wanted to link to a short interview I did with juiceboxdotcom.com where on Monday I talk about the worst things and on Friday I talk about the best things.

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Science has drugged participants in this game with intranasal oxytocin, which increases generous offers by 80% relative to a placebo! thanks, intranasal oxytocin! i hear you're also useful in childbirth

Fri, 2008-11-07 18:19

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November 6th, 2008: MC Frontalot is on tour! Maybe he will be near you? If you like hip hop songs about Nigerian spam email then he is totally the rapper for you. I recommend his beats entirely, as they are reliably fresh.

And I see he's got a new album out with cover art by the wonderful Scott C. Oh my goodness. Do I ever love Scott C.

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comics in which a dinosaur wants to develop part of a parrot's skillset! on the INTERNET

Wed, 2008-11-05 19:31

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November 5th, 2008: I went to Chris's launch and book signing party for the new Achewood book, The Great Outdoor Fight and it was fun times. Achewood is my favourite comic and it was great to meet the man behind it! He is a man of strong handshakes and good taste in wine.

Just now as I was linking to Amazon's page for Chris's book, I saw they've got a deal where you can buy Chris's Achewood book and Nick's PBF book and my Dinosaur Comics book together and save money, which is a good idea! I approve of this automatically-generated discount, Amazon.com robot overlords.

Also: Americans: hooray for your election! I am excited for your new president. Thank you for choosing the one you did.

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HEY AMERICANS! PLEASE VOTE FOR SOMEONE AWESOME TODAY?

Tue, 2008-11-04 21:20

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November 3rd, 2008: Google Reader now has a "Staff picks" section, and Dinosaur Comics is one of the selected feeds! This is totally flattering and I'm in some pretty fantastic company. So thank you very much Google engineers for reading my comic! And thank you all other engineers too because you do good work

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ROAD RAGE! BICYCLE STYLE!!!

Mon, 2008-11-03 17:13

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November 3rd, 2008: Google Reader now has a "Staff picks" section, and Dinosaur Comics is one of the selected feeds! This is totally flattering and I'm in some pretty fantastic company. So thank you very much Google engineers for reading my comic! And thank you all other engineers too because you do good work

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except for the fact that bad things happen to good puppies. :(

Wed, 2008-10-29 21:13

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October 29th, 2008: Thanks to Robert, Arun, Michael, Brendan and others who tracked down and pointed me to this reference to frigedune - the Valley of Frig. Awesome. It existed!

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i used the leibniz thing before in a post beneath the comic about how melbourne, australia was almost called batmania, australia, but i don't save those and anyway i decided that WAY more people need to know about places named batman

Tue, 2008-10-28 16:36

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October 27th, 2008: I stumbled across I Am Not Infected, a web comedy about survivors of a zombie outbreak in LA. It's got really high production values (I don't know how they pull of their special effects without spending tons of money?) and it's fun because it's set up like a reality series (the survivors take shelter on the set of "The Frat House Of Representatives") and it's ALSO fun because one of the survivors got caught wearing a T-Rex shirt when the outbreak happened, so he's spent every episode of the series so far in it. I FIND I AM FORCED TO APPROVE

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when you notice these things happening, it's good to point them out.

Mon, 2008-10-27 18:57

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October 27th, 2008: I stumbled across I Am Not Infected, a web comedy about survivors of a zombie outbreak in LA. It's got really high production values (I don't know how they pull of their special effects without spending tons of money?) and it's fun because it's set up like a reality series (the survivors take shelter on the set of "The Frat House Of Representatives") and it's ALSO fun because one of the survivors got caught wearing a T-Rex shirt when the outbreak happened, so he's spent every episode of the series so far in it. I FIND I AM FORCED TO APPROVE

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cut dialogue had t-rex being all, "'prejudice' is a boring word used by guidance counsellers and human resources managers. RACISM is an exciting word used by yellow journalists and tabloids!" and then utahraptor was all, "yellow journalists, huh?"

Fri, 2008-10-24 18:08

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October 20th, 2008: I hope you all enjoyed guest week! Now it is over and you are stuck with just me. I - I need to find a better way of saying that?

Hey check it out! The Dinosaur Comics distributed computing team has just broken the 400-year barrier. That means we've done, together, over 400 years worth of computing towards curing disease. We are basically pretty excellent dudes and ladies I think! You can sign up here if you want to contribute your computer's unused processing time towards curing disease. Our team is the 13th biggest on the network, beating out the formerly-proud nations of France, Russia, and Canada.

Take that, Canada

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"the wagon is sadness and my mode of transportation" would be a great title for an autobiography you guys

Wed, 2008-10-22 20:29

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October 20th, 2008: I hope you all enjoyed guest week! Now it is over and you are stuck with just me. I - I need to find a better way of saying that?

Hey check it out! The Dinosaur Comics distributed computing team has just broken the 400-year barrier. That means we've done, together, over 400 years worth of computing towards curing disease. We are basically pretty excellent dudes and ladies I think! You can sign up here if you want to contribute your computer's unused processing time towards curing disease. Our team is the 13th biggest on the network, beating out the formerly-proud nations of France, Russia, and Canada.

Take that, Canada

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