Last night I discovered a new TV channel, one I've never seen before it was called GOD 10. What was more confusing was the fact it was on channel 5...so there was I ready to waste a few hours watching Xena Warrior Princess, or Kevin Sorbo in that show all about him being a god and all the ladies loving him...I think he's also in Hercules. And there it was GOD 10.

Does anyone actually watch this? it's the most amazing channel ever, I thought that watching bidTV or QVC was hard on the presenters..constantly trying to talk about a product that even Argos wouldn't sell as if it's the greatest thing ever...but no, GOD 10, there was this guy on stage infront of about 10 billion people, talking about the fact that this event was the 24th anniversary of the show and that next year, the 25th was going to be really special...with everyone cheering and whooping. I was thinking if he'd said the same thing last year, and the year before that.

Still I expect the revenue generated for the church at such events is huge....I mean, think of the profit from catering....all they need is 5 loaves and 2 fishes?

I apologise to any christian bible loving brain washed types reading this, if you're upset...turn the other cheek and remember....laughter is the best medicine..unless you're an asthmatic, then it's ventolin (thanks to Jimmy Carr for that one).