It's a sign of the times that these days you need directory enquiries to get the number for 118118...anyway,

So I'm in my new job now, down in Guildford and I'm staying at the YMCA...and the village people were right, (apart from the gay sex which so far has been a bitter disappointment) it is fun to stay there. You can get a good meal and to a certain extent you can do whatever you feel...apart from dining in the restaurant naked, so I discovered.

My car temperature gauge which is scientifically accurate to within +- 20deg told me it was 38deg yesterday, I'm not built for the heat, any word starting with 'h' gets me sweating, like hot, horse, hermaphrodite etc.

On a seperate note, there are many roads and side streets here in Guildford with the title 'passage'. Last night I went up and down Jeffrie's Passage several times, I don't know if he enjoyed it (I'm a selfish lover) but I certainly did, lots of nice shops.

Good day