Is it just me or does Shakira sound more and more like machine code?

I swear my old Amstrad CPC 464 (with green screen...perfect for playing snooker or pool...not) would do a perfect rendition of her latest drivel whilst loading Silkworm.

Aided by my gay lover, we sort of moved house at the weekend in a van that looked something like a cross between a brick and a rollerskate. I say sort of because there is still some stuff left, I mean we packed the van like level 10 Tetris masters but couldn't get all my other halfs bits in there, she's been suffering from cleptomania for over 10 years now and the doctor says it's terminal.