I couldn't help myself - I had to rip this bit of yesterday's Broadcasting House on Radio 4.

It's only a 1.6mb mp3 audio download - a one minute, forty-five second playback. Strangely, I couldn't seem to find it on the podcast, but did grab it from the Real Audio stream.

Click here for the download.

Unilever provides post-Einsteinian technological junk food to the western world

The Combermere Arms (see link ) has once again landed itself on the world stage by exposing a multi-national conglomerate's unleashing of snack food products manufactured with unspecified quantum mechanical processes.

Evidence of Unilever's technological breakthrough are visible in the small print of both the Red Peperami packaging and the Green Peperami packaging. The process was first spotted by the landlord of The Combermere Arms, Gavin Craig, who noticed that the Green Peperami packaging stated there was 108% pork in the Green Peperami, whereas the Red Peperami packaging stated that the amount of pork to produce the product was well within the Newtonian range of less than 100% of the total product. In the period that has elapsed since his discovery, Unilever have since upgraded the manufacturing process of their Red Peperami product such that it, too, exceeds 100% of the total ingredients to produce the product.

Click here to see 108% Pork!

Gavin Craig was unavailable for comment, as he is jet-setting around the world (well, Spain and Ireland anyway). Representatives for Mr. Craig have disputed rumours that this trip was funded by Unilever.  read more »

I think I know who was having a bit of a play here:

Naughty, naughty!

Click the thumbnail on the left, and a nearly full sized screenshot will appear in a new window. I think I know who did that search and the request for "wp-admin". Anyone else want to make a guess?

Here's a clue - the IP address is: 62.255.32.17 for both entries!

Rumbled!

On another note, I saw The DaVinci Code at the cinema this week. I enjoyed it! I'd class it as a movie which is better than the book. The book should be subtitled "The Greatest Story Ever Told about The Greatest Story Ever Told in the style of a Scooby Doo cartoon".

Those pesky kids!

Last Supper LOLClicking on this thumbnail will also open up a new window, but it will take a while to load as it's a large animated gif.

...if anyone is interested.

Boots Hayfever Survival Kit (back)

I think Boots must have the market cornered.

Boots Hayfever Survival Kit (front)